[Editor's Note: This was written by Kara Windjack. Please leave the attribution below intact if you forward this.]
On the first day of Christmas, my human gave to me....
A dead bird in a catnip tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my human gave to me....
Two hamster tails,
And a dead bird in a catnip tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my human gave to me....
Three slow mice,
Two hamster tails,
And a dead bird in a catnip tree.
..................
On the ninth day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
9 rat McNuggets,
8 leaky milk jugs,
7 goldfish swimming,
6 litter-heaters,
FIVE TOOTHLESS DOGS!!
4 chairs to scratch,
3 slow mice,
2 hamster tails,
AND A DEAD BIRD IN A CATNIP TREEEEEEE..........
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