By Newtron @ webtv.net (James Davis)
This is meant only in humor. These cards do not exist and probably
will never exist. If you work for Wizards of the West Coast (tm),
please do not sue me. This is caused by XWS and GWS. Please donate
to the Society for the Prevention of Xena and Gabrielle Withdrawal Syndrome.
A Xenite's nerves are a terrible thing to waste!
#10 - Perdicus whines: Picture of Perdicus sitting with his head
in his hands whining. When this card is put into play and you already
have a Gabrielle card in play, you must remove Gabrielle and discard her.
#9 - BGSB: Close-up picture of Gabrielle's BGSB. When put into play
all opponents facing Gabrielle are stunned by fashion shock for two rounds
and remain tapped.
#8 - Subtext: Picture of Xena and Gabrielle in a hot tub. If
Gabrielle and Xena are in play at the same time as this card. Add a +4
to their power. If any card with water in its title is present Xena
and Gabrielle remain busy for the next several turns and will not be disturbed.
#7 - TPTB: Picture of shadowy figures. If subtext card is in
play, this card requires you to put any male character card in your hand
into play for deniaability and subtext card is discarded.
#6 - Blank card
#5 - Soap: Picture of a bar of soap. If Xena and Gabrielle
are in play, this card causes them to be busy for several turns. Cards
remain tapped.
#4 - Joxer the Mighty: Picture of Joxer with a goofy look on his
face. When played opponents' cards are temporarily stunned for several
turns with laughter and remain tapped.
#3 - Mystic Diamond: Picture of large diamond. When put into
play taps opponent's Xena and Gabrielle card till fish card or broken mirror
card is played.
#2 - Fierce Wedgie: Picture of Joxer hanging on wall by his shorts. When
played opponent's Joxer the Mighty card is tapped for several turns.
#1 - CALLISTO: Picture of divine Goddess of War. When put into
play all opponent's good character cards are discarded and burned.
Heck, we're talking Callisto here. Discard and burn all opponent's
evil character cards as well. While you're at it discard and burn
all of your character cards as well. Except for Xena. No, not Xena!
Make her slowly suffer first by destroying all she holds dear, then discard
her.
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