UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

              
University: ______________________
To:     Professor____________________ 
From: ___________________________ 

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed

from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

__1.  The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

__2.  The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

__3.  This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get
      into:
          ______Medical School          ______Graduate School
          ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority
          ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

__4.  I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:
      _______________. 

__5.  I'll lose my scholarship.

__6.  I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy
      of your exam.

__7.  I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not
      cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8.  I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little
      fact.

__9.  I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked
      about general principles.

__10. You are prejudiced  against:
          ____Males         
          ____Jews
          ____Blacks
          ____Females
          ____Catholics
          ____Whites
          ____Protestants
          ____Moslems
          ____Minorities
          ____Chicanos
          ____People
          ____Students 

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at
      least cut my allowance.

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following
      illness:
          ____mono
          ____broken baby finger
          ____acute alcoholism
          ____pregnancy
          ____VD
          ____fatherhood

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how
      you wanted that done.

__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. 

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. 

__16. The lectures were:
          ____too detailed to pick out important points
          ____not explained in sufficient detail
          ____too boring
          ____all jokes and not enough material
          ____all of the above

__17. This course was:
          ____too early, I was not awake.
          ____at lunchtime, I was hungry
          ____too late, I was tired
          
__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my  (book,
      notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Other__________________________________

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