NEW STATE MOTTOS

Alabama:  At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:  But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:  Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:  As Seen on TV
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:  We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:  We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru  (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:  More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:  A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:  First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:  "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi:  Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:  Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:  Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:  Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:  You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:  You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:  Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:  We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:  We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:  Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:  Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:  Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:  We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:  Remember the Civil War?  We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota:  Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:  The Educashun State
Texas:  Si,  Hablo Ingles  (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:  Yep
Virginia:  Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:  Help!  We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:  Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:  One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:  Come Cut Our Cheese
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