Research Phrase TranslationIt has long been known... I didn't look up the original reference. A definite trend is evident... These data are are practically meaningless. Of great theoretical and practical Interesting to me. importance... While it has not been possible to An unsuccessful experiment, but provide definite answers to these I still hope to get it published. questions... Three of the samples were chosen The results of the others for detailed study... didn't make any sense. Typical results are shown... The best results are shown. These results will be shown in a I might get around to this subsequent report... sometime if I'm pushed. The most reliable results are those He was my graduate assistant. obtained by Jones... It is believed that... I think. It is generally believed that... A couple of other people think so too. It is clear that much additional I don't understand it. work will be required before a complete understanding of the phenomenon occurs... Correct within an order of Wrong. magnitude... It is hoped that this study will This is a lousy paper, but so stimulate further investigation in are all the others on this this field... miserable topic. Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for Blotz did the work and Frink assistance with the experiment and explained to me what it meant. to George Frink for valuable discussions... A careful analysis of obtainable Three pages of notes were data... obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.
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