IF MEN GOT PREGNANT...

• Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
• There'd be a cure for stretch marks
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
• All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness
• Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
• Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
• They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
• Fathers would demand thaqt their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
• Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
• They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
• Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
• They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
• Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
• Women would rule the world!

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