"Hello, I would like a room just for tonight," Mary Poppins said to the man.

"Well, you're just in luck because we have one room left," he replied.

Mary Poppins looked very pleased.  After the man handed her the keys to the room, he then added,"Oh, by the way, would you like room service to bring you up something to eat?"

"Why, certainly," Mary Poppins answered, "I would like some cauliflower, swiss cheese, and eggs thank you very much."

"Okay, we'll have it right up in a minute."  he said.

So, Mary Poppins went up to her room, and as the man said, room service gave her cauliflower, eggs, and swiss cheese.

The next day, as Mary Poppins was checking out of the motel, the man asked her how she enjoyed her meal.

"Well," she started,"The cauliflower was good, and so was the cheese, but the eggs weren't very tasty."

"Well, over there we have something called the suggestion box.  So, if you have anything to write down, thn feel free to,"the man said in response.

So, Mary Poppins walked over the suggestion box, wrote something down on a piece of paper, put it in, grabbed her umbrella, then left.

The man was very curious as to what she wrote.  So he walked over to the suggestion box, and looked at what she wrote down.

He read: Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrociuos.

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