ORIGINAL LIST:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Stylish dresser
8. Shares my interests
9. Full of thoughtful little surprises
10. Is an imaginative, romantic lover
REVISED LIST:
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Works steadily
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
5. Usually remembers punch line of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears matching socks
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet lid down (sometimes)
10. Shaves on weekends
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