Leprosy (to the tune of "Yesterday")

Leprosy, I'm half the man I used to be
There's this fungus growing over me
Oh leprosy came suddenly

Kiss me now, for tomrrow I may have half a lip
I won't even have a nose to pick
Oh leprosy came suddenly

I touched something rank, now I reek with leprosy

Leprosy, my knees are where my feet should be
My shalong fell off so I have to sit down to pee
Oh leprosy is not for me

Fuck me quick for tomorrow I may only have half a dick
I won't even have some nuts to lick
Oh leprosy took the rest of me


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