1. Why do they call them mobile homes when 99 percent of the time they are not?
2. Why do ads for pet products promise you that "your dog will thank you for it" but he never does?
3. Are there any unguided missiles?
4. What happens if you add water to a condensed book?
5. What slang word does a frog use to describe another frog's death?
6. Is it really "all-purpose" flour? I mean can I use it to bathe in or use it as a driveway sealer?
7. Has the woman who keeps saying "There is nothing more disgusting than annoying static cling" ever given mouth-to-mouth to an elk?
8. When the phone wakes us up at 1:00 a.m. and it's a drunk trying to order a sausage pizza, why do we say we think they have the wrong number?
9. Why do they call it life insurance?
10. Why is an outdoor theater called a "drive-in"?
11. What do the French call open mouth kissing?
12. Why do relatives ask "Would you like to see the new baby?" Do they have an old baby they're hiding in the garage?
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