What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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