[Editor's Note: This was forwarded to me. I don't know the original author, but I've left her intro intact because I think it is funny as well.] As you all know, we have a heck of a time keeping track of the feminist agenda. I know I keep losing it. Evidently I didn't read it very well because Pat Robertson was quoted as saying it is in the agenda that we leave our husbands, kill our children, and become lesbians. My husband will be a little bummed about the lesbian part, but it does make sense about why I never have seen any children around the house. I don't ever remember reading that part, but why would Pat Robertson lie?

Anyway, here's our new agenda.

FEMINIST AGENDA

0800 - 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks
0815 - 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
0915 - 0930 BREAK - Coffee and donuts
0930 - 1030 Undermine World Religions
1030 - 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family
1200 - 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
1300 - 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World
1330 - 1400 BREAK - Cake and Champagne
1400 - 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
1500 - 1530 Kill Children
1530 - 1700 Become Lesbian
1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar

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