> In article <1991May5.222106.88259@drew.edu>, wkimler @ drew.edu writes:
>
> -Bill (could we have a du.sex newsgroup?)

How about:

du.sex.misc

General ranting

du.sex.who

Who's shacking up with who on campus

du.sex.where

Good places on campus to have sex (I'm sure it'd be filled by guys thinking they're really original by posting "Hey girls, the best place to have sex is whereever I am ... duhh huh huh huh")

du.sex.why

A newsgroup for good people like myself that ask, "Why have sex when one can be studying?"

du.sex.wanted

A new cruising space.

du.sex.wanted.urgent

For those hard-pressed times.

du.sex.announce

For that post-coital boasting.

du.sex.wanted.group

For posting invitations.

du.sex.safer

The source for important information.

du.sex.alone

The safest kind of sex.

Of course, sophomore year I really could have used: du.sex.roommates.are.really.loud.and.always.dont.wait.for.you.to.leave.the.room

--
Tom "Soon to be an Alum" Limoncelli '91
tlimonce

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