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[Note - the "Defense of Marriage Act" is a U.S. statute which allows states to refuse to recognize same-sex marriages enacted in other states. It also defines the terms "marriage" and "spouse" to only refer to opposite-sex relationships - ed.]

Top Ten Anagrams for "Defense of Marriage Act"

10. Free! Free! Satanic dogma!
9. America's negated offer
8. Fanatics referee dogma
7. Fear of Satanic emerged
6. Farce of a disagreement
5. I fear act of same-gender
4. Deceit of free anagrams
3. A farce of it: same-gender
2. A. Gore fancies mate Fred

And the number one anagram for "Defense of Marriage Act":

1. Fear decrease of mating

Runners-up:

Agencies dreamt of fear
Agree: Dramatic offense
America: A gender offset
American oafs get freed
Fanatic oafs re-emerged
Forge American defeats
Frenetic dogma? Safe era?
Gem for a dearest fiance
Gore dreamt: safe fiance
Increase damage effort

And, for those of you who like to read the fine print, the dregs:

Academies' effort, anger / Affection rearmed sage / America: Offense grated / Cafeteria demeans frog / Cafeteria sang "freedom" / Cages effeminate ardor / Coarse, effeminate drag / Cortege demeans affair / Damage eastern officer / Damage erratic offense / Decrease after foaming / Decries fete of anagram / Defrost a meager fiance / Fear aged foe, miscreant / Fiance great as freedom / Foes create fame in drag / For fame: Disagree, enact / Forecast menagerie fad / Forecasting a dream fee / Foreseeing a dream, fact / Freedom, rage fascinate / Gee, American tradeoffs / Goad effeminate racers / I scored effete anagram / Increase tradeoff game / Offset greed, Americana / Orgies; defacement afar / Record effeminate saga / Sage, dreamer, affection / Some fad, greater fiance / Teenager framed fiasco

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