Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arndt, would you please
name the organ of the human body, which, under the appropriate conditions,
expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Arndt gasped, then said freezingly: "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that
is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Burke and asked the same question.
MissBurke, with composure, replied: "The pupil of the eye, in dim
light."
"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Arndt, I have three things
to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have
a dirty mind. And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
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