Map of the Cat's Brain

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 | Obsession with     | Mysterious Adoration of  | Barf Gland|
 | Imaginary Insects  | just one spot on the bed |           |
 -------------------------------------------------------------    (should
 | Search and  | Inexorable    | Short Circuit   |           |    be an
 | Destroy     | fear of       | that makes purr-| Licking   |    arrow
 | lobe for    | Vacuum        | ing kitty an    | Gland     |    between
 | Expensive   | Cleaners      | arm-shredding   |------------    licking &
 | Imported    |---------------| Maniac in Two   | Total     |    barfing)
 | Textiles,   | Can Opener    | seconds         | drive to  |
 | Ceramics    | sonar         | ----------------| be where  |
 ------------------------------| Asthmatic       | they are  |
 | Shedding on      |    *     | person locator  | forbidden |
 | vacuumed freshly |----------------------------| to go     |
 | surfaces cortex  | Infatuation with people    |-----------|
 |------------------| who hate cats              | Inability |
 | hatred of dogs   |----------------------------| to get    |
 |------------------|                            | along with|
                                                 | new cat   |
          * Commitment Spot (gets larger         -------------
            when can opener sonar is
            activated)

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