Course Catalog Addendum

Chemistry 267 lab has been canceled. Memorial services for Dr. Weiss will be held February 4th.
The Campus Crusade for Cthulu will NOT be offering the introductory demon summoning class this semester due to lack of funds and available virgins.
Sex Ed 240 lab is full for the next 5 years, no further requests will be granted. (Although private tutoring will be offered. For information call 1-900-HOT-BODY. $35 the first minute, $20 each additional minute)
The graduate course in Home Economics will be combined with the Anthropology Department's "Humor in American Society" forum series.
The following courses were not included in the catalog:
- PSY 234 - Experimental Child Development. Advanced applications of baby-in-a-bottle. PSY 234 lab is a corequisite.
- CSS 362 - Independant study in Artificial Ignorance.
- MAT 400 - Indiscrete mathematics. How to do Fourier transforms in the nude. Simpson's rule for exhibitionist's.
- GS 835 - Post-Doctoral General Studies. How to register.