ADDENDUM to the Spring 1991 University Catalog
- Chemistry 267 lab has been canceled. Memorial services for Dr.
Weiss will be held February 4th.
- The Campus Crusade for Cthulu will NOT be offering the
introductory demon summoning class this semester due to lack of
funds and available virgins.
- Sex Ed 240 lab is full for the next 5 years, no further
requests will be granted. (Although private tutoring will be
offered. For information call 1-900-HOT-BODY. $35 the first
minute, $20 each additional minute)
- The graduate course in Home Economics will be combined with
the Anthropology Department's "Humor in American Society" forum
series.
- The following courses were not included in the catalog:
- PSY 234 - Experimental Child Development. Advanced
applications of baby-in-a-bottle. PSY 234 lab is a corequisite.
- CSS 362 - Independant study in Artificial Ignorance.
- MAT 400 - Indiscrete mathematics. How to do Fourier
transforms in the nude. Simpson's rule for exhibitionist's.
- GS 835 - Post-Doctoral General Studies. How to register.
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