In the computer industry Bill Gates is known for his ruthless chasing of competitors, buying out of other companies and producing rival products to those who dare to differ from his opinions.

I now have conclusive mathematical proof that Bill Gates is in fact a beast: here goes.

Take the sum of the upper case ASCII values of BILLGATES and the total is 663:

B    + I    + L   + L
(66 + 73 + 76 + 76) = 291

G  +  A  + T   + E  + S
(71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83) = 372

291 + 372 = 663.

Since Bill Gates is the third William Henry Gates to grace his family, we add 3 to the total and get 666 - the number of the beast.

Proof if proof were needed. :-)

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