Dormitory       ==      Dirty Room
Evangelist      ==      Evil's Agent
Desperation     ==      A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code  ==      Here Come Dots
Slot Machines   ==      Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity       ==      Is No Amity
Mother-in-law   ==      Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms   ==      Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness   ==      Genuine Class
Semolina        ==      Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries  ==      Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point ==      I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes ==      That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two ==      Twelve plus one
Contradiction   ==      Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare Ed. Note: this one is by someone named Cory Calhoun. Thanks to the person who alerted me.]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
fortune.  ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush == He bugs Gore
Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan == A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer
The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."  -- Neil A.  Armstrong
==
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon!  On to Mars!

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