2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan
3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior
4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O'Hare
5. Walden as read by James Watt
6. The Anarchist's Cookbook as read by Theodore Kaczinsky
7. How To win Friends and Influence People as read by Dennis Rodman
8. Europe on $10 a Day as read by Steve Forbes
9. The Godfather as read by John Gotti
10. Mr. Boston's Bar Guide as read by Ted Kennedy
11. Heather has 2 Mommies as read by Jesse Helms
12. The Diary of Anne Frank as read by Jesse Jackson
13. The Physician's Desk Reference as read by Dr (sic) Jack Kevorkian
14. Catcher in the Rye as read by Mark Chapman
15. Uncle Tom's Cabin as read by George Wallace
16. The Penthouse Forum Letters as read by John Kennedy (A real John Kennedy Forum Letter to Follow......)
17. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus as read by 2 Live Crew
18. The Cat in the Hat as read by BF Skinner
19. Where the Wild Things Are as read by Michael Jackson
20. A Rumor of War as read by Bill Clinton
21. Presumed Innocent as read by OJ Simpson
22. The Joy of Cooking as read by Karen Carpenter
23. Bridges of Madison County as read by Howard Stern
24. I'm Ok You're Ok as read by Rush Limbaugh
25. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test as read by Bill Bennett
26. No One Gets Out of Here Alive as read by Kurt Cobain
27. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail as read by Richard Nixon
28. Moby Dick as read by Jonah
29. The Pledge of Allegiance as read by Mahmud Abdul Rauf (Chris Jackson)
Here's one more from an associate of ours
Fear of Flying as read by Ron Brown
Fahrenheit 451 as read by Senator Jim Exon
Crime and Punishment as read by OJ Simpson
The Scarlet Letter as read by Princess Diana
The Bill of Rights as read by Pat Buchanan
Diary of a Mad Housewife as read by Hillary Clinton
Little Women as read by Anna Nicole Smith, Divine & RuPaul
Captains Courageous as read by
A Tale of Two Cities as read by Ed Koch and Giuliani
The Gulag Archipelago as read by Josef Stalin
The Book of Virtues as read by William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
The Way Things Ought To Be as read by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Future Shock as read by Ted Kaczinsky
The Koran as read by Salman Rushdie
The Feminist Mystique as read by Phillis Schlafly
Black Like Me as read by Clarence Thomas
Roger and Me as read by Roger Smith
Why I am Not a Christian as read by St. Augustine
Feinmann's Lectures On Physics as read by Dan Quayle
The Joy of Cooking as read by Hannibal Lecter
The Lord of the Rings as read by Bill Gates
Revelations as read by David Koresh
Black Like Me as read by David Duke
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest as read by Ross Perot
Catch-22 as read by any civil service worker
All the President's Men as read by Newt Gingrich
The Picture of Dorian Grey as read by Bob Dole
The Man Who Was Not a Man as read by George Bush
Wok Cookery as read by George Bush
The Mangler as read by O.J. simpson
Romeo and Juliet as read by Senator Strom Thurmond
The Bell Curve as read by Congressman Charles Rangel
Clean and Sober as read by Washington Mayor Marian Barry
Who Killed JFK as read by Lyndon Johnson
Gone with the Wind as read by David Koresh
How to be a Model as read by Janet Reno
From Here to Eternity as read by Senator Strom Thurmond
The Wealth of Nations as read by Fidel Castro
How to Win Friends and Influence People as read by Don Rickles
How to Love your Wife till Death as read by O.J. Simpson
Be Your Own Man as read as read by Barry Switzer
The Jungle as read by Patricia Ireland
The Catechism of the Catholic Church as read by Jack Chick
The Color Purple as read by Bob Dole
Prisoner of Mao as read by Bill Clinton
The Joy Of Sex as read by Pat Robertson
Thirty Days to a Stronger Vocabulary by Homer J. Simpson
Jordan Poss
Back to Tina's Humor Archives main page